An Electronic God Blindly Punishes And Pardons

Investigative reporter (the people are my editor) that I am, I followed up the reference to "Zombies of Russia" in the last entry. Little did I know, it would lead to the greatest sentence of all time:

"The brain jailers climb [untranslateable] intimately and secretly, with electronic-ray whips, punishing him for disobedience."

If you could only translate those words, you'd have some magazine-grade erotic fiction.