Some Self-serving Medical Websites

Are you impotent?
Are you manic-depressive?
Are you too nervous?
Are you too shy?
Are you depressed?

Every drug website has one of these. Most of them call them "quizzes". Maybe that's intended to make them seem more fun. Quizzes aren't fun though. At best the word is fun. These are not quizzes.

There don't seem to be any quizzes for schizophrenia. I guess those people just know.

You might also want to play this game. I think the idea is to make insomniacs break down. They are already fragile from not sleeping and if you make them think much more about the sleep they're not having they might just crumble altogether. Maybe remember this marketing technique for later.