Nothing At All?

"Some people laugh at the behavior of others who are drunk. Some think it's even funnier when they pass out. But there is nothing funny about the aspiration of vomit leading to asphyxiation or the poisoning of the respiratory center in the brain, both of which can result in death." - NIH

Also, from the same source:

"If your graduates drink, they may temporarily feel elated and happy, but they should not be fooled.

This is crying out for a satirical parenthesis, but I will leave that to you.