I've Created a New Scale That Shows Diseases I'd Rather Have Than Watch This Movie

You will be happy to know that someone finally asked Man to rank his diseases. Which diseases are Hot and which are Not? Let's find out. (I can't find a copy of this study, which seems more complete, but I'll work in what I know. So basically this list is my own compilation.)

18. Common cold

17. Mild vision problems

16. Breast cancer

15. Lower back pain

14. Diabetes

13. Severe asthma

12. Mild dementia

11. Colon cancer

10. HIV

9. Heart attack

8. Severe heart disease

7. Moderate stroke

6. Severe depression

5. Blindness

4. Paraplegia

3. Psychosis

2. Severe dementia, and the number one worst disease to have is ---

1. Quadriplegia

I think breast cancer scored surprisingly low on this list, and blindness surprisingly high. But I guess breast cancer is a "don't" these days, what with all the pink ribbons everywhere. It's practically a self-parody now. But not as bad as asthma? Not as bad as diabetes? You know what the problem here is, right? Misogyny. Disgusting. And among medical professionals too. Women's diseases are just as fashionable as men's.