Newspeak

Now to return to a world where modern medicine is true, let's express how annoyed I am by "good cholesterol" and "bad cholesterol" and the whole media. We're adults. We can understand modifiers other than good and bad. High-density and low-density, maybe? If you're going to talk to us in this weird newspeak, how about spreading it to some other areas? I would like to propose the following terms for adoption:

• Earth, other planets with atmosphere: Good planets
• Mars, etc: Bad planets
• Dracula in coffin: Good Dracula
• Dracula in England: Bad Dracula
• Supernovas: Bad stars
  
• Marbles stuck up somebody's nose: Bad marbles
• Marbles, elsewhere: Good marbles
• Smallpox in laboratory: Good smallpox
• Epidemic smallpox: Bad smallpox
• Quicksand: Bad sand