"My Child Is A Crack Baby At..."

A little while ago, I saw a bumper sticker reading "Spoons are for stirring coffee." They are indeed, but it's only because of the other anti-drug stickers on the car that I knew that the driver was staking out an anti-heroin position. As uncontroversial as it was, it got me thinking that there's room in the market for pro-heroin bumper stickers.

Two that came to mind were, "Junkies do it between the toes," and "I (silhouette of a syringe) NY." Ashley suggested "Spoons aren't just for stirring coffee anymore." Of course, junkies don't typically have much disposable income, so this may have to remain one of those good ideas that never leaves the ground. Story of my life, friends.