Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil the TV psychologist has really tiny eyes. This is in a fine tradtion of overbearing Southerners having tiny eyes but Dr. Phil also has a big mustache. So unlike George Bush or Jerry Falwell we can do a comparison. How many of Dr. Phil's eyes will fit in his mustache?



Four eyes will fit into Dr. Phil's mustache, depending on how he turns his head.

Have you noticed that nine-tenths of the problems on Dr. Phil wouldn't have happened if the people involved weren't ugly? The women are like piles of leaves that have learned how to complain and the men are all beard magnets.