Cigarette Challenge

Yes this is different from the last cigarette game. I played that game tonight but this is a completely different game. This is a game of virtue and -- potentially -- embarassment. Naturally I cannot play this game.

This game begins the same as the last one. Find a group of people who are smoking cigarettes. It is better if they are strangers. Ask someone for a cigarette. The odds are remarkably good that you will get one. Don't let them light it for you. Thank them very politely and put it in your pocket. Then go find a bum. Offer the bum your cigarette. Bums all smoke and cigarettes are very expensive so you will please the bum very much.

Isn't that a nice thing to do? Possible variations for extra points include substituting joints for cigarettes, or actually smoking while doing this. Alternatively, hang on to the cigarette just in case you need it for something. People ask me for cigarettes all the time and it might be nice to have something to give them. I cannot see a downside to having a cigarette on hand at all times.