I Did Forget One

I stayed up all night once just reading about Scientology. I was all alone and if I had been more emotionally vulnerable I might be a weird cultist even now. Instead I found this diagram that is the Pilgrim's Progress of Scientology except instead of allegory it uses awesome Scientology words like "straightwire" and "unexistence."

I like the red-on-white color scheme. Click on the picture for a huge version. I want one printed on card paper for a poster.

Be sure to check the "Awareness Characteristics" running in a column down the middle for a treat. Notice that sadism is better than masochism. Both are better than elation. I think that tells us all we need to know about Scientology.