Insects: Likes and Does Not Like

Likes:

• Cicadas: If insects were animals, cicadas would be dogs. They are big and loud and friendly. I love them.
• Butterflies: Ditto cats. Draw your own reasons.
• Millipedes: I think these would be robots. Friendly robots.
• Dragonflies
• Bumblebees
• Really big beetles
• Grasshoppers
• Water skimmers: Have you tried to sink water skimmers? It is a fun game or would be if they didn't always win. How do they stay afloat?

Does not like:

• Wasps
• Moths: It is like moths are actually evil aliens, who have almost perfected how to pass undetected among butterfly-kind. But I am not fooled.
• Ladybugs: They pee on me. ICK.
• Mosquitos
• All flies: Is there any good kind of fly? I know there are good kinds of wasps although I consider them honorary birds, but I don't think there are any good kinds of flies.
• Ants the smaller the worse: You can at least pretend that the big ants are nice doggies.
• Japanese beetles: They have sex way too often. And they let you catch them doing it.
• Centipedes: Centipedes are so evil that I am granting them honorary insecthood. Just so I can make it clear that I hate them.