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Harper's is my favorite magazine in the world. Their target audience is A) people who already work for Harper's and B) directors of left-wing foundations (send money!). At the same time, Harper's has the world's most delirious ads. Better even than the New Yorker, because C) champagne socialists who want to know what are the haps actually read the New Yorker. So here for your enlightenment, is what A and B are spending their money on.

• FREIGHTERCRUISES.COM

• PLANETARY BIRTH PATTERNS of achievement and eminence. www.cd-b.com

• BRIGHTS: SUPERNATURAL-FREE. People. Vision. Aims. Actions. Community. www.the-brights.net

• BREAKTHROUGH IMPRESSIONISMS: SCIENCE AND METAPHYSICS www.freethought.8m.net/about.html

• THE WAR AGAINST TOENAIL FUNGUS. Graphic reportage of combat with Lamisil tablets, Penlac Nail Lacquer, and other pharmaceutical weapons. "Dwight Thomas has written a tale of triumph" -- Wall Street Journal.

• European Beret $10

• Read RC Allen's Solitary Prowess. Find out how Emily Dickinson's poems fit into the context of universal cosmic conciousness.

• ACADEMY OF REMOTE VIEWING. [i.e. ESP. Wordy ad. They say it increases intuition 1000 percent]

• WWW.ANAGNOSTICCHRISTIAN.COM [a Christian's blog. 5 posts in the last 2 months and one comment.]

• U.S. SUPREME COURT SODOMY Protecting the WASP autocracy by creating WASP agency "attack dogs," such as FEMA, Department of Education, etc., which terrorize the non WASP population. Last count, 1100 deaths caused by FEMA; elderly and disabled dead due to confiscation of their social security by the Dept. of Educ. To learn more, track1776@yahoo.com

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