My New Favorite Internet Person

I am not just telling you to go read his website because he told me to even though he did. His blog is a lot better than his comic even though I guess the comic is why he's popular.

I'm not surprised. Why would you draw a comic when you can't draw? There are a lot of people who do that, aren't there? In any case, he is a lot funnier in prose form. I hope you like it, because if you do it will reflect well on me. Also: He lives in Ohio which is the best-shaped state in the country so that's pretty good, right?