FreeCell

The man who wrote this thinks people will remember him when he dies. He hopes they will lift up their sunglasses when the hearse passes by and say there goes a real gift to humanity. Maybe he's already dead. I didn't notice a big flood of mourning. Unless the man who wrote this is actually John Paul II. I guess in that case the pope thought he needed that little extra bit of notoriety. You know, in case this pedophilia thing blew up and he needed something to fall back on, that thing could be FreeCell. He will also solve any FreeCell game for a "nominal fee of $5". So he is all set for if they depose him and force him to live on his own money.

Things you will learn: FreeCell game number 617 has a "reputation".