I Challenge You...
...to the Stuttering Awareness Game. Actually, I'm just going to give away some of the questions because, come on. That's more fun.
"If you stutter, that means you are a dumb and nervous person." ANSWER: False. Also you are worse than Hitler.
"If you stutter, you cannot be president." ANSWER: False. Like all the other answers, this one is presented without any hint of why it's false. Is it because the 14th amendment overrules the 1834 law against imperfect speakers? Or is it just because, well, why not be president? As a matter of actual fact, if you stutter, you can't be president. Who's going to vote for you? Not me, Porky.
Moving on, there's a gallery of pictures drawn by children, from a prompt: Stuttering. If somebody asked me to draw a picture of my speech impediment, I would probably put my head down and cry, but these brave souls went for it. Please don't laugh.
If that's not for you, there are pages and pages of links to other pages that link to numbingly boring speech impediment stuff. Some of it is supposed to be entertaining, but they can't fool me. On the plus side, all of it is formatted to be accessable to anyone with a 300-baud internet connection. Get a load of the California Raisin clip art.
"If you stutter, that means you are a dumb and nervous person." ANSWER: False. Also you are worse than Hitler.
"If you stutter, you cannot be president." ANSWER: False. Like all the other answers, this one is presented without any hint of why it's false. Is it because the 14th amendment overrules the 1834 law against imperfect speakers? Or is it just because, well, why not be president? As a matter of actual fact, if you stutter, you can't be president. Who's going to vote for you? Not me, Porky.
Moving on, there's a gallery of pictures drawn by children, from a prompt: Stuttering. If somebody asked me to draw a picture of my speech impediment, I would probably put my head down and cry, but these brave souls went for it. Please don't laugh.
If that's not for you, there are pages and pages of links to other pages that link to numbingly boring speech impediment stuff. Some of it is supposed to be entertaining, but they can't fool me. On the plus side, all of it is formatted to be accessable to anyone with a 300-baud internet connection. Get a load of the California Raisin clip art.
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