Injuring Younger Brothers Since 1992
If you go to http://www.wickedlasers.com/, all your worst fears about humanity will come bubbling up.
They sell lasers that can cauterize your wounds, slice electrical tape (was that a problem?), and light your cigarettes. Is that a good idea? Imagine yourself trying to light a cigarette with a laser. Ha ha, ouch.
I like how they classify their lasers: Red, blue and green. Nothing could be simpler. I kind of wish car companies did that. When I had to get a new keyboard last month, the first question the clerk asked was what color I wanted. And who's to say the world shouldn't work that way? Sub-classifications include Classic, Advanced, Extreme and Spyder, showing that someone lost the thread along the way.
They sell these lasers with a military theme, but I am not sure why. I wouldn't be afraid of a laser, but apparently they intimidate Iraqi insurgents. As long as they can catch ants on fire, sign me up.
They sell lasers that can cauterize your wounds, slice electrical tape (was that a problem?), and light your cigarettes. Is that a good idea? Imagine yourself trying to light a cigarette with a laser. Ha ha, ouch.
I like how they classify their lasers: Red, blue and green. Nothing could be simpler. I kind of wish car companies did that. When I had to get a new keyboard last month, the first question the clerk asked was what color I wanted. And who's to say the world shouldn't work that way? Sub-classifications include Classic, Advanced, Extreme and Spyder, showing that someone lost the thread along the way.
They sell these lasers with a military theme, but I am not sure why. I wouldn't be afraid of a laser, but apparently they intimidate Iraqi insurgents. As long as they can catch ants on fire, sign me up.
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