Leaving

I have to go away for a little while. But don't worry, there's food in the fridge and the number of the hotel where I'll be staying is by the phone. Call me if there's an emergency. If there's a fire, remember to get out of the house first, and then call 911 from a neighbor's phone. Feed the dog and cats twice a day, a half cup of dry food for the dog, and a quarter cup each for the cats. Walk the dog once a day. Lastly, please explain to me how "www.unf" is an acceptable URL. It doesn't even have an extension.

Love,
Alex