Good Fronts for Prostitution

• Vending machine
• The least suspicious business in the world.
• Santa
• Crack house
• International terrorism
• Street-corner cleaning business
• Small sovereign country
• Tarzan, King of the Jungle (this is where you search through the jungle for Tarzan, but when you find him, he's actually a male prostitute)
• Just go ahead and break the law
• Heaven (if possible)

Just a thought. If I ever open a brothel, it's not going to be another icky massage parlor. God no.