Bobby Won't Live Long

Now you know I love Chick tracts. If being witnessed to is as much fun as reading one of these tracts, I wish someone would preach the gospel to me right now. Usually they only touch on one apostasy, sometimes Catholicism or Mormonism or selling your soul to the devil (that one is particularly incoherent). They only offer the Communist one in lots of ten thousand or more, so don't buy them unless you are Anastasio Somoza and you want to quell a rebellion by airdropping them or something.

If you're short on time, though, you can get through the litany of dislikeables by reading the one above. In order: Catholicism, Supreme Court, UN, divorce, witchcraft, belief in reincarnation, anti-corporal-punishment, New Age religion, psychiatry, pacifism, and drugs. And codpieces. Amen.