A Sudden Thought

Why don't they make gourmet chewing gum? You only ever see wintergreen, mint, and cinnamon. I feel like chewing gum should get caught up in the foody craze as much as any other food. You might think no, gum is not classy enough to doll up. People who chew gum are poor and ugly, you say. But we already have designer cola (terrible) and potato chips designed by famous chefs(I think), so I wouldn't doubt there was a market.

If you already know about fancy gum, please don't tell me. I don't want to hear about it.