Some Roman Gods and the Diseases They Would Treat if They Were Drugs

Orbona -- Livestock anaesthetic
Meditrina -- Insomnia
Cinxia -- Chemotherapy
Deverra -- Estrogen replacement
Semonia -- Alzheimer's disease
Fornax -- Osteoporosis
Vervactor -- Low energy*
Alemonia -- Gastrointestinal disturbances
Vacuna -- Depression

*The FDA has not evaluated these claims. This product is not intended to treat, cure or prevent any diseases.