Where to Place Tracts

One more thing, before we leave Mr. Jesus-is-lord behind in the dust as we rattle along in our stagecoach of fun. He has some witnessing tips, including a list of places to leave tracts. I guess they're pretty effective places, but "On top of mailbox" and "on your desk at work?" Yawn. Here are some superior ideas for the new century:

• The pinnacle of Mount Everest
• Behind the toilet tank at a restaurant
• In the undercarriage of a moving train
  
• Jerusalem, AD 33
• Nailed to a tree that has partially grown around it
• In the most visible place in the world
  
• Stuffed in the mouth of a mutilated deer head
• Just hovering, 5 feet in the air
• Gingerly placed in the exact center of Times Square, completely silent, with the Kronos Quartet in the background
  
• Take them directly to Hell and witness there