OMG

I went to a casino yesterday. Everything was named after Indians. There were no actual Indians at the casino, so the overall effect was to make me feel a little dirty. I won one dollar playing slot machines, used a wheelchair under false pretenses, and went to a loud casino bar. I had a mohito for nine dollars. This is notable because A) it was terrible and B) it was the *least* homosexual drink on the drinks menu. The only other interesting thing that happened, was that there was a Tabasco-themed slot machine. I'm not sure that's something that happened, but, well, you heard it here first.

So yeah. Product placement in slot machines is just another way they get you. Try not to go to a casino folks. You'll only encourage them.