"Duke Philips is not himself. He has been mixing Nyquil and Dayquil"

I have a cold! Me! And apparently, it's attacking the part of my brain that likes to blog. Let's get this over with.

Things I did while I was gone:

• Fell down in the snow
• Twice
• Ate a tiny hamburger
• Fell down in the hallway

Okay, you're all caught up. Just remember, if your life isn't being lived at a mile a minute, you're not me.