Things to Do Next Time Italy Wins the World Cup

• Go to Little Italy and tell them "Little Italy, did you hear? Big Italy just won the World Cup!"
• Walk around town shouting "World Cup! World Cup! etc. This one is actually more surreal on the day before.
• Go up to a car that is stopped in traffic, honking its horn non-stop, shouting and waving flags, and ask them who won.
• Stay inside all day because of the honking and then have dreams that evening that you can still hear the people's cheers (recommended)