Wednesday, July 05, 2006

The Fourth of July

Bad choice for a national holiday. Some better days:

April 19: The date of the battle of Lexington.

July 2: The day the Continental Congress declared independence.

September 3: The day the Treaty of Paris was signed.

January 14: Ditto ratified.

September 17: Date of the drafting of the Constitution.

June 21: Ditto ratified.

March 4: Ditto takes effect.

All I can see that happened on the fourth of July is that a particular document was approved, explaining why America was declaring independence. America had already declared independence. America was already at war with Great Britain. All they did was decree a particular format for their whine. That's what the Declaration of Independence is you know. All the heavy lifting was done on the second of July.

3 Comments:

Blogger kaylen said...

have i reminded you, my darling, how much i like you're blog?

thousands.

11:22 PM  
Blogger kaylen said...

oh god i said "you're" when i meant "your"... i was going to say "you're keeping a nice blog" and i opted for something like a charming lady would say and..oh hell.

11:23 PM  
Blogger apk01004 said...

Aww. I'm all misty.

2:24 AM  

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