Thursday, August 24, 2006

What Was She Using It For?

An old lady at the grocery store today was buying 8 quarts of half and half. Let's play what was she using it for?
  • Ice cream, the hard way (she wasn't buying any sugar though, so maybe she has tons of that already).
  • Bridge tournament hostess
  • Very large family which all likes coffee
  • She just likes to drink it?
  • She thinks it will keep for months and months
  • Bad-milk-related practical jokes
  • Low-quality Camembert
  • Senility (theory supported by her other purchase, a gallon of vinegar)

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home